KIDS, IT'S TIME TO LEARN ABOUT PARK SAFETY; BOOZER AND STUBS STYLE! ALONG WITH LETTERS, PUPPETS, AND TAYLOR HANSEN, YOU CAN BET THAT THE START OF THE NEW BOOZER AND STUBS SHOW IS GOING TO BE THE START OF A DISGUSTINGLY BEAUTIFUL THING.

STUBS IS WORRIED ABOUT AUSTRALIA! IF YOU ARE IN AUSTRALIA, BE AWARE OF THE GEOLOGICAL CLIMATE SHIFT. DON'T WORRY, STUBS IS GOING TO TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT. ALONG WITH SOME REINACTMENTS, REAL ESTATE, AND SOME MORE PUPPETS, THE BOOZER AND STUBS SHOW CONTINUES STRONG.

BOOZER HAS A LOT OF GREAT PLANTS TO SHOW YOU THAT GROW AROUND HIS HOME AND STUBS HAS A LOT OF GREAT USES FOR THOSE PLANTS ... WELL, MAYBE JUST ONE USE. BOOZER ALSO WANTS TO PLAY FRISBEE, AND STUBS GETS A FEW PHONE CALLS THAT CAUSE HIM SOME PROBLEMS.

HOW IN THE HELL DID STUBS GET SARS? IT DOESN'T MATTER. STUBS IS STILL WELL ENOUGH TO TELL YOU A STORY FROM HIS BIG BOOK, AND BOOZER THINKS THAT THE LETTER C IS A STUPID LETTER. DON'T LET THAT BOTHER YOU EITHER, BECAUSE THEY ALSO BROUGHT MORE PUPPETS ... AND CRABS.

BOOZER GETS A CANE. STUBS GETS SOME MORE PHONE CALLS, AND THE LETTER D IS FOR A LOT MORE THAN JUST 'DRUNK'. THE PUPPETS SHARE SOME PILLS, AND WE ALL LEARN ABOUT HOW MUCH BOOZER CARES ABOUT HIS DAUGHTER THROUGH STUBS'S REINACTMENT.

THE DUO HIT THE BEACH IN THEIR SEASON CLOSER AND FIND A LOT OF GREAT THINGS TO HOPEFULLY SELL TO OTHER PEOPLE. THERE MIGHT BE A WARRANT OUT FOR STUBS'S ARREST AS STUBS TELLS US ANOTHER ONE OF HIS GREAT STORIES AND THE PUPPETS THROW A BITCHEN PARTY!

HOBBO STUBS WANTS TO START THE NEW SEASON OFF RIGHT BE QUITTING DRINKING. WHAT BENIFITS DOES THAT HAVE? WELL, FOR STARTS, STUBS STARTS EXERCISING, DOES A FUN RUN, AND COMES UP WITH THE CURE FOR CANCER. NOW THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE ANY FUN AT ALL!

HOBBO STUBS HAS A BAD TOOTH ACHE AND NEEDS TO SEE A DENTIST. A NEW SCIENCE SEGMENT TEACHES US ABOUT OUTER SPACE CHICKEN AND WAFFLES, AND IF THAT ISN'T ENOUGH, STUBS HAS YET ANOTHER AMAZING STORY TO TELL US ABOUT A FROG.

STUBS MAKES BIG PLANS, BUT THEN FORGOT THAT HE HAS TO GO SEE IS SOCIAL WORKER WHICH LEADS TO DISASTER. ON TOP OF THAT, BOOZER AND STUBS GET IN A KNIFE FIGHT AND APARENTLY STUBS LIT A BUILDING ON FIRE SOMEWHERE. IT HAPPENS.

STUBS GETS BOOZER AND HIMSELF JOBS CLEANING TECHKNEE CORE AND THAT DOESN'T SOUND TOO FUN TO BOOZER. ESTELLE GETTY HANGS OUT WITH SOME EWOKS, AND THERE IS A STORY WITH A LOT OF TRAIN SEX. OH, AND STUBS ALSO FINDS AN IGLOO. TOO MUCH EXCITEMENT!

LOW ON FOOD, BOOZER AND STUBS HEAD OUT TO A SECRET FOOD STASH THEY HAVE LEFT, BUT CAN'T REMEMBER WHERE IT WAS. LUCKILY THEY FIND SOME GOLD, SOME SHELLFISH, AND STUBS TELLS US THE LEGENDARY STORY OF A MAN NAMED "JOHN". WHICH JOHN IS IT? YOU'LL HAVE TO WATCH AND SEE!